What the artist who draws Sticksylvania drew when his parents were talking to him

Start of Camp

All of the children who live here have gone to camp for four weeks, including the one who draws about Sticksylvania, but that only means I have time to tidy up, and should be uncovering new material.

I know how to get things done.

He exaggerates. I never swore at him.

Fatal Error

We're counting down the hours left in 2008, and running into the typical technology glitches. I hear they had some trouble with that Zune thing today, too.
My most favorite thing about this picture is the lack of hands and feet on the guy, and the way the table legs don't reach the floor. My least favorite thing is that he says "SHIT!" especially given the tender young age of the artist. As a fun, year-end activity, I would like to encourage the regular readership of this blog to suggest alternatives to that exclamation.

'Twas the night before Christmas...

...and all through the house not a creature was stirring, especially the artist who draws Sticksylvania, who adamantly refused (even when confronted with seasonally-oriented bribery) to create any sort of Christmas-y type picture. The unfortunate sequence of events pictured was the best I could find.

The Day Before Xmas Eve

I live in the same house as the artist who makes the drawings about Sticksylvania. He does not always understand why I take his doodles and put them on this blog. I do not always understand the doodles I find, but I put them on the blog anyway.